School Story:
At the end of my junior year my homeroom elected me to be their student council representative. When I came back into the classroom Ms. Johnson informed me that as a member of the student council I would get double detentions if I got in trouble my senior year. The only time I can remember getting detention was when she was out one of the same days that my brother Craig & I cut school and the substitute teacher called our mom to see how we were doing. Otherwise, our mom's excuses for our absence (actually written by Craig) had always gotten us through.
On a fairly regular basis a coin would hit the chalk board next to a startled Ms. Walker as she wrote on it, and prompting her to rearrange the classroom, making all the guys in the back move to the front. Comically, they were always launched from Kenny Smith, who always sat in the front row and never had to move, leaving him in perfect position for the next attack. ;o)